Come up with a story, 100 words, more or less, based on the above picture
I gazed at the pitiful thing for a few seconds. “Brroew.” What is this horror that disturbs my sensibilities?
The female human, my servant, gazed at the tree, admiring it. “Pretty tree, Annie?”
I looked up at her with my ears perked, my green eyes glaring. “Brrr.” A dog would pass on that branch as a toilet. “Rmeoowww.” It is not even fit for climbing.
The human female looked down, concerned about my emphatic complaints. “Are you hungry, kitty?”
I stalked off in distain. This was not a tree. Trees were for hiding in the branches, waiting for imaginary squirrels resembling shiny decorations to shimmy and quiver as I stalked them. This was a disgrace!
“Meeeoowwwwrrrrrrr.”Congratulations! You have completely destroyed Christmas.